Welcome to my brain.

ellobruce:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “see known problem customer approaching”

Bottom Text: “hide”]

She hadn’t seen me yet, so I quickly ducked behind a clothes rack.

The best part was my manager saw me do it, laughed, and said he would’ve done the same thing.

Can we just talk about how I had this one lady today come to my register.  While I was ringing up the lady in front of me, she was bitching the whole time like “I hate waiting in line, especially when I only have one item.  Blah blah blah, I’m going to pass out, but it’s ok because I have this cart that I can fall on.  Blah blah.”  I am no slow ringer, so I’m going as fast as I can, and I feel terrible because this person in front of her must be in such an awkward position.  

So then I ring her one item up, and I have to give her change.  I ran out of ones in my register, and she won’t take 2 dollars in quarters after just bitching about having to wait for so long.  I mean, I understand change sucks, but still.  So I have to call for my manager, she comes over and the lady bitches about me sooooo much and it’s like “I’m right here, fuck you.”  My managers gets me ones, and like 5 minutes later, the lady is finally out of my line.  

I’m a patient person, but I was having difficulty holding in my emotions and not flipping a shit on this lady.